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Satellite Doomsday coming in just 4 days

The sky is falling… literally. In this weeks doomsday scenario the decommissioned satellite UARS could land anywhere between 57 degrees north latitude and 57 degrees south latitude on Friday, a vast area of populated territory. Basically wherever you are, that’s where it could hit. Predictions will only get more precise as the landing approaches. NASA […]

Watch out Apple, Windows 8 may just be an iOS Killer?

Microsoft has pretty much let the cat out of the bag on its strategy moving forward and from all appearances has a BIG hit on its hands. Say what you will about the Metro interface being introduced with Windows 8 and the Microsoft tablet strategy, it has become quite clear this week just how Redmond […]

Maybe it’s the parents, not the sponge, we call BS on this news story …

Poor SpongeBob. Back in 2005 he caught flak from a Christian evangelical group because its leader thought he was gay. Now a small new study suggests he could be turning preschoolers’ minds to mush. The study, published online Monday by the journal Pediatrics, found watching a snippet of a SpongeBob cartoon negatively affected 4-year-olds’ attention […]

Bank-Robbing Stripper and Brothers Caught After Car Chase, Gun Battle

I love America. Where else can we get news like this. The brief, delightful August reign of the Doughtery gang has finally come to an end, in exactly the way you’d expect a nationwide manhunt for a bank-robbing stripper and her two brothers to end: A high-speed car chase and a gun battle…read more on […]

Why are rioters such idiots

We can understand feeling downtrodden, the riots in England started because of a combination of things, austerity measures, unemployment, being poor and the like. Mostly though the rioters riot because they are idiots. We see it over and over again, people riot over things like jobs and poor housing options and then destroy the jobs […]

Kittens might be cute, but they are manipulative bastards too

Cats are cute, but evil. Scientists have discovered exactly how they manipulate humans. “At 5 a.m., my cats want two things: breakfast and attention. Their Plan A is to meow louder than an alarm clock, which usually works. If I take longer than usual to respond, they resort to their no-fail Plan B: climbing on […]

City council admits having no zombie attack plan.

Scarily, the Leicester, UK City Council has been forced to make the bizarre admission that it has no emergency plan of how to deal with a zombie apocalypse. After receiving a Freedom of Information request from a "concerned citizen" the local authority had to reveal how they would protect residents from the undead. The FOI […]

Endeavour lifts off on final mission

Commanded by astronaut Mark Kelly, the husband of wounded congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords, the shuttle Endeavour embarks on its final journey into space before being retired.

Angelina cheating on Brad with women

Juicy gossip from ABC News. We could care less actually, although the excuse to post pictures is just too good to pass up. If you make it past the pictures the ABC News report is at the bottom   The ABC News Report

NMA News account of Bin Laden’s death

Sometimes I think that our news is only one step off of NMA. If you are unfamiliar with NMA they are the Taiwanese news outfit that is always doing the animations, here is their take. It’s a little brutal, but you cant help but laugh.