If only Africa had more mosquito nets… then we could save millions of mosquitos from dying of AIDS. –Jimmy Carr
Joke of the Day: The Wife
January 18, 2011 by
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his check-up, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don’t follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die. “Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant […]
Monday Back to School Laugh
August 2, 2010 by
A professor gave his class an assignment, and the only reason for not finishing it would be if you were sick or a close relative died. So this guy raised his hand and said " What about sexual exhaustion?" The whole class burst out laughing. After the laughter died down the professor replied " Maybe […]
Joke of the Day: Big Boobs
July 26, 2010 by
A couple were in their bedroom and the girl says to her boyfriend, ‘I wish I had bigger boobs’. The boyfriend says ‘well what I recommend is to get some toilet tissue and rub it between your boobs for 2 months’. ‘How will that help to make my boobs bigger?’ asks the girlfriend. ‘Well it […]
Joke of the Day
July 20, 2010 by
A burglar broke into a house in the ritziest part of town. He was sure nobody was home but he didn’t turn on any lights. He was startled to hear a voice say, “I can see you! And Jesus can see you, too!” He froze in his tracks! A couple of minutes went by and […]
