“Heinz Tomato Ketchup Blended with Balsamic Vinegar,” will sell for a buck more than regular ketchup. It’s so special that it has a black label and comes in a glass bottle.
Congrats to Heinz for appealing to the douchebag demographic that is so currently underserved.
No word yet if it will come the way we get our ketchup… in little plastic packets stolen from fast food and convenience stores everywhere.
