I used to think that America was a progressive country. The visceral reaction to President Obama finally coming out in support of gay marriage has me wondering though. What year is this anyway, 1912 or 2012? If you want to get depressed go take a look at news sites comment sections and watch your neighbors […]
Eating chocolate might not solve all my problems, but it certainly wont hurt.
Is the dryer taking my sock, or giving me an extra one? If my dryer is taking a sock is it giving it to you?
I have been sitting around with my kids watching Disney movies for the last few days and I am really starting to wonder about these Disney “lessons” Sleeping Beauty married a stranger who kissed her Robin Hood is a thief Pinocchio is a liar Snow White lives alone with 7 strange men Tarzan runs around […]
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate and wine in one hand, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"
You do realize that the Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat. I’m just saying. Ashley Madison Commercials on Fox News are just weird How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? In 1990, the Government seized the Mustang Ranch brothel in Nevada for tax evasion […]