What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and sticky?….. Bubble Gum you dirty minded fool This weeks joke submitted by: Jason Johnson Photo by Joy Cummings
The good news is that you wont catch on fire… the bad news is your Mountain Dew has flame retardant in it
It turns out that that gamer fuel your teenager has been drinking is loaded with BVO. That’s brominated vegetable oil which is a flame retardant for plastics. It’s banned in places like Europe and Japan, but here in the good old USA we get it not only in our foam furniture cushions and plastics […]
Some things are funny, and some are just mean. Jimmy Kimmel after his Halloween trick decided now he should ruin Christmas for kids all over the country. Who the hell are these parents that put their kids through this in the name of giving Kimmel some ratings using their children’s hurt feelings. The […]
If only Africa had more mosquito nets… then we could save millions of mosquitos from dying of AIDS. –Jimmy Carr
Poor SpongeBob. Back in 2005 he caught flak from a Christian evangelical group because its leader thought he was gay. Now a small new study suggests he could be turning preschoolers’ minds to mush. The study, published online Monday by the journal Pediatrics, found watching a snippet of a SpongeBob cartoon negatively affected 4-year-olds’ attention […]
After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man, on the woman’s nightstand. He nervously asks, ‘Is this your husband? ‘No, silly,’ she replies, ‘Your boyfriend, then?’ he continues. ‘No, not at all,’ she says, Is it your your brother?’ He inquires, hoping to be reassured. ‘No, no, […]
We used to cover pro wrestling, but everyone said it wasn’t a sport. Finally we have it, proof that pro wrestling is real. Kenny Omega takes on 9 year old Haruka to prove just how real wrestling is.