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Joke of the Day

A burglar broke into a house in the ritziest part of town. He was sure nobody was home but he didn’t turn on any lights. He was startled to hear a voice say, “I can see you! And Jesus can see you, too!” He froze in his tracks! A couple of minutes went by and then the voice repeated, “I can see you! And Jesus can see you, too!” The burglar slowly took out his flashlight and looked around the room. He spotted a birdcage with a parrot in it. “Were you the one talking to me?” he asked the parrot. The parrot answered, “I can see you! And Jesus can see you, too!” The burglar laughed, “So what? You’re just a parrot!” “I may be a parrot,” replied the parrot. “But Jesus is a Doberman!”

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